Shitzu Happens

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Shitzu HappensMy hound Chester let out a howlAt the pink his n her towelsMy girlfriend hung up in our bathroomWe’d already joined at the hipSo we took our love to the next stepOn our way to bein’ a bride n groomBut when she brought in a puff of furWith a dainty barkI thought my old mutt was gonna tear it apartI said “easy big boy…take it slowI know you hate her tiny button noseThe bell on her collar…the purple bowAnd her squeaky yappin’But it ain’t just you n me in this houseBuddy, we’re all a fam’ly nowWe gotta git along somehowSo face it…shitzu happens”Well, that four- legged ewokDid some business in my ReeboksAnd kept teasin’ after my poor houndWhen Chester chewed those towels upAnd started chasin’ her precious pupMy lady wanted to send him to the poundBut my old friend’s heart had gotten softWe found ‘em too late to hose ‘em offI said “easy big boy…take it slowI know you love her tiny button noseThe bell on her collar…the purple bowAnd her squeaky yappin’Yeah, it ain’t just you n me in this houseI guess we’re all a fam’ly nowWe’re gonna git along somehowSo face it…shitzu happens”Now there’s a cradle and box in my country cabinWith a sweet baby boy and eight puppies nappin’Now y’understand…none of this was plannedBut sometimes shitzu happens…©2007 Robert George