... and I thought I'd do a parody of rap with it. (It's a raging rap roast ... for those who think ... that rap's crap. ##so rap lovers -- you're warned## 
)Do you think Weird Al would like this?
Album: No Sh!t
Song: "Strictly Sh!t"
Copyright Steve Simon 2013
(Intro)
1 Rap's CRAP, It's a FACT, It's so WHACK
2 No they DON"T GOT GAME -- It's ALL lame
3 so sick of such simple rhyme schemes
4 Its toddler Doctor Seuss timing
(Pre-Chorus)
1 Strictly sh!t, all of it
2 Can't keep it down
3 so lame that same sound
(Chorus X2)
1 I hate the way they word it -- the way they say sh!t
["Ahh OOP, ahh OOP", throw-up sound X2]
2 No sh!t really!
3 I've gotta bag to my mouth babe
4 I hate the way they say sh!t -- the way they word it
[Repeat throw-up sound X2]
5 No sh!t really!
6 I've gotta bag to my mouth Babe
7 can't get it all ... out of my mouth
8 Oh Wow!
(Verse?)
1 They're culturing stupidity
2 they don't know diddly
3 and that's the way they like it
4 like stupid's a hat trick
5 It's so sick
6 but not the way 'they' mean it
(Repeat Pre-Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus X2)
(Bridge)
1 think 50 cent's rich b!tch?
2 No, It's so low rent
3 Honey that's not money well spent
4 only M&M I like ... is choc-o-late
5 won't open-up my wallet
6 for that sh!t, can't stomach it
7 It's so sad listinin' to one-note
8 So called singin' Oh No somethin'
9 workin' It's way
10 outta my throat
(Repeat Pre-Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus X2)
(Outro) [This Outro may need some work, IMO]
1 I respect the-way-they
2 spew out stuff on the spot
3 It may be art ... but for me ... It's not music
4 No, It's not ... It's barf!