Tazed and Confused

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Tazed and ConfusedMy last birthday bash I had high hopesOf gettin’ higher than the Hubble telescopeMy buddies said they’d made some plansOf gettin’ me an exotic danceSo when this gal gave me a friendly hugWearin’ pumps that poked the eyes from my bear rugI thought she was there for my strip-o-gramSo I pinched her where she wasn’t tanShe whipped out somethin’ lightnin’ fastI felt a zap and hit the floor in a flashI was tazed and confusedBuzzed with more than boozeMy whiskers were smokin’ curly QsIn for a shock cos modern womenGot different ideas about sinnin’I goosed that chick and she cooked my gooseMind in a haze, feelin’ weird n bruisedBuddy I was tazed and confusedSomebody musta called the policeA lady cop showed up to keep the peaceI had double vision in my blurry eyesShe had four of what made me look twicePut me in her car and on the rideSaid her legs were open for a bribeWell, I was wired and all amped upSparks flew during that long backrubAnd after a slow electric slideShe said nothins more juiced than a guyWho’s tazed and confusedBuzzed with more than boozeMy whiskers were smokin’ curly QsIn for a shock cos modern womenGot different ideas about sinnin’I goosed that chick and she cooked my gooseMind in a haze, feelin’ weird n bruisedBuddy I was tazed and confusedRepeat ch…©2007 Robert George