The Beer of Champagnes

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The Beer of ChampagnesWhen I had some decent luck, and won us fifty bucksWith a lottery ticket last yearWell, then I got the urge, to hit Qwik-Stop and splurgeOn a twelve of the Champagne of BeersBut when my mother-in-law, headed home to OmahaAfter an endless six month stayI kissed my wife and said, “this may put us in debtBut let’s party the night awayWith the beer of champagnesIt’s better than Boone’s or portIt creeps up gently, it’s user friendlyIt’s got a cap not a corkWhen you wanna drink in styleCos life is full of trials and troubleTry it because, brother it’s a buzzOf a pinker bubbleit’s sweet as sugarcaneYeah, the beer of champagnesI’m a blue collar man, I drink brew from a canBut our first toast needed some classSo when we toasted world peace, I had Mayor McCheeseAnd she had the Hamburglar glassWhen she poured me some more, I looked at the blouse she woreLike Scooby at a Scooby-SnakCos with her mom around, our love had slowed downBut that bubbly was a booby trapYeah the beer of champagnesIt’s better than Boone’s or portIt creeps up gently, it’s user friendlyIt’s got a cap not a corkWhen you wanna drink in styleCos life is full of trials and troubleTry it because, brother it’s a buzzOf a pinker bubbleit’s sweet as sugarcaneYeah, the beer of champagnesTry Cold Duck when you’ve got a hot chick…The beer of champagnes©2007 Robert George