Universal lyrics for Libraries ?

[gongchime]

My Twisted Braid:

She likes tantric sex that little Vikingess.
Oh my twisted braid.
Kama Sutra dreams while she's in her bed.
Oh my twisted braid.
Red stiletto heels up over her head
but in her delusion
she'll take a kinky kind of drug.
Oh my twisted braid.

Mercedes Benz
Barbie and Ken
Her heart won't mend.
Likes to pretend.

Aint she a twisted braid.

She's got much more house than she can afford.
Oh my twisted braid.
Contortionism now is just what makes her bored.
Oh my twisted braid.
She can be the ice queen
or a voodoo doll.
Still can't star in the book of love.
Oh my twisted braid.

His pinstripe suits.
Black leather shoes.
Her heart won't mend.
Likes to pretend.

Yeah she's a twisted braid.

La la la la
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la

[gongchime]

Freeway Traffic:

Your SUV
shows there's no time
for sports or your kids
its on your bank's dime.
Desktop backgrounds
of tropical isles
show you can't go
least not for awhile.

Freeway Traffic
Just can't get through
Freeway Traffic
It gives me the blues

If I could look
in the future and see
what color the light
is going to be.
I could be sure
I'm going nowhere
stuck behind you
and your sound system's blare.

Freeway Traffic
just can't get through
Freeway Traffic
We're waiting in ques.

Hope Mercury's wings
will take me to Sax.
If you go more slow
you'll just go back.
Hey, the Silk Road's
not an ant trail.
When the cars stop
we'll just have to bail.

Freeeway Traffic
just can't get through.
Freeway Traffic
We're stuck here like glues.

Freeway Traffic
just can't get through.
Freeway Traffic
to Sax Fifth Avenue.

[mojobone]

Those are great. Might be working a little too hard with the rhymes, but it's hard to tell, minus a melody. And it's Sak's on fifth avenue, unless that's a pun. Other than that, I got nuthin'.