Warning! Overt Christian Lyrics!

[jonathanm]

Apr 13, 2009, 10:12am, hurowitz wrote:I tired my best. LOL. A Freudian slip?

[jonathanm]

Apr 13, 2009, 11:15am, djb wrote:It also caught me at a weak moment coming off a three day crack binge...Well, at least you weren't double-parked at the mall; I hate it when folks do that!

[toddt]

Apr 13, 2009, 1:34pm, pitterpatter wrote:...So, here's my list of possible disasters.Major earthquakes killing thousands and devastating many square milesVolcanic eruptions with major impactTidal waves with major impactNuclear meltdowns devastating miles of American soilOther environmental disasters such as oil or chemical spills with major impact Major terrorist attacksMajor economic upheaval/Job losses/DepressionNuclear attackWars with major impact on America Disease outbreaks with large death tollsLarge groups of people being poisoned ie tainted water or food.Forest fires devastating miles of landIf you guys are right, nothing will happen when Obama makes his move. If I'm right, look out America. Good luck to all of you. I wish you well in this experiment. Pitterpatter, apologies again for the bigotry thing... it's just that using your own personal image of what God wants as a tool for defining moral absolutes will always tend to paint one that way.But thanks for the list of disasters, though remember whilst you are deciphering for us what are mere "little events" and what are Acts of God, it has traditionally been insurance companies that we have enshrined with that responsibility - and attend the tale of AIG...Anyhow, may justice prevail, and America, Canada, Israel, Palestine, and indeed you, prosper. I have to get to bed. Seeya round

[Casey H]

Apr 13, 2009, 1:34pm, pitterpatter wrote: So, here's my list of possible disasters.Major earthquakes killing thousands and devastating many square milesVolcanic eruptions with major impactTidal waves with major impactNuclear meltdowns devastating miles of American soilOther environmental disasters such as oil or chemical spills with major impact Major terrorist attacksMajor economic upheaval/Job losses/DepressionNuclear attackWars with major impact on America Disease outbreaks with large death tollsLarge groups of people being poisoned ie tainted water or food.Forest fires devastating miles of landYou forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!!

[billg]

Apr 13, 2009, 3:49pm, hurowitz wrote:Apr 13, 2009, 1:34pm, pitterpatter wrote: So, here's my list of possible disasters.Major earthquakes killing thousands and devastating many square milesVolcanic eruptions with major impactTidal waves with major impactNuclear meltdowns devastating miles of American soilOther environmental disasters such as oil or chemical spills with major impact Major terrorist attacksMajor economic upheaval/Job losses/DepressionNuclear attackWars with major impact on America Disease outbreaks with large death tollsLarge groups of people being poisoned ie tainted water or food.Forest fires devastating miles of landYou forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!! Ha! Vikki you're doomed to be returned eternally! Pitterpatter, do you feel safe being in the same country as Vikki? Isn't possible that her "heatheness" could cause disasters to unfold in Canada as well?I'm curious as to how this would work . . . will certain people be spared from these disasters? How will God figure out who has been poking him in the eye?

[cameron]

Apr 13, 2009, 3:49pm, hurowitz wrote:You forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!! Sheez, so that's my problem! And here I thought it was because my songs suck.

[toddt]

Apr 13, 2009, 3:49pm, hurowitz wrote:You forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!! Oh screener, who art in California, hallowed be thy ears.Thy critique come, though it be but one - it's worth, oh, at least eleven.Give us this day our annual forward, and forgive us our cliches,As we forgive you your poignant yet bitter medicine.And lead us not into the Temptations, Unless of course it is a retro listing.Amen.

[pitterpatter]

Apr 14, 2009, 4:32am, toddt wrote:Apr 13, 2009, 3:49pm, hurowitz wrote:You forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!! Oh screener, who art in California, hallowed be thy ears.Thy critique come, though it be but one - it's worth, oh, at least eleven.Give us this day our annual forward, and forgive us our cliches,As we forgive you your poignant yet bitter medicine.And lead us not into the Temptations, Unless of course it is a retro listing.Amen. You definitely have talent for lyric writing.

[hummingbird]

Apr 14, 2009, 4:32am, toddt wrote:Apr 13, 2009, 3:49pm, hurowitz wrote:You forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!! Oh screener, who art in California, hallowed be thy ears.Thy critique come, though it be but one - it's worth, oh, at least eleven.Give us this day our annual forward, and forgive us our cliches,As we forgive you your poignant yet bitter medicine.And lead us not into the Temptations, Unless of course it is a retro listing.Amen. ROTFL!

[benjamine]

Apr 14, 2009, 4:32am, toddt wrote:Apr 13, 2009, 3:49pm, hurowitz wrote:You forgot... no more taxi forwards for the non-believers!! Oh screener, who art in California, hallowed be thy ears.Thy critique come, though it be but one - it's worth, oh, at least eleven.Give us this day our annual forward, and forgive us our cliches,As we forgive you your poignant yet bitter medicine.And lead us not into the Temptations, Unless of course it is a retro listing.Amen. I think this is offensive.