We're Not Out of the Woods Yet

[couchgrouch]

We're Not Out of the Woods YetI hail from down in a hollerwhere livin' gets kinda roughev'ry Autumn I see squirrelsgath'ring nuts like pearlsand I shoot 'em for winter glovesbut this suit bulldozed fifteen acresbuilt a fast food joint insteadwhen someone burned that place downgrass soon grew back on the groundand when squirrels returned I saidwe're not out of the woods yetwild thangs run ev'rywhereso keep your eyes peeled for game in the fieldwhere it's live or be killedyeah, do it the country way if you darecos buddy, it's a safe betwe're not outwe're not out of the woods yetwell, I got some Direct TVso I can watch ball day and nightthen a salesman looked me upsaid he could hook me upwith Playboy if I'd likeI said, "boy, look over yonderat the lake through those treesthose are the Sweeney twinsthey get nekkid when they swimso I don't need girls on tvcos we're not out of the woods yetwild thangs run ev'rywhereso keep your eyes peeled for game in the fieldwhere it's live or be killedyeah, do it the country way if you darecos buddy, it's a safe betwe're not outwe're not out of the woods yetdon't like computers, don't like bloggersI shoot at intruders, sniffin' 'round my homemade lagerso when I flew north on Americanbooked a room at the SheratonI barely made it to my cousin's truckcos I got preached at by a Hindusome bald guys...who knows what they were intoI wanted to shoot those squirrels n nutsI thought we're not out of the woods yetwild thangs run ev'rywhereso keep your eyes peeled for game in the fieldwhere it's live or be killedyeah, do it the country way if you darecos buddy, it's a safe betwe're not outwe're not out of the woods yet(c)2005 Robert George