What Came First(the Nag or the Colt)

[couchgrouch]

What Came First(the Nag or the Colt)I was sittin' in the sunshine with a bag o' porkrindsnursin' a quart of Colt .45but I couldn't sit in peace and listen to the breezecos of my harpin', naggin' wifeshe said "there's so much for you to dowhen did you start wasting time drinkin' brew"I thought "what came first the nag or the Coltwho made who then broke the moldshe was sweet as a honeydew melonbut now my baby's always yellin'about a honey-do-listthough I do my share of drinkin'sometimes I get to thinkin'the 32 oz question iswhat caused my thirst yeah what came firstthe nag or the Colt"she'd told me day n night add on to our doublewidecos her mom was comin' in from LafayetteI fin'lly got off the porch grabbed another quartand got my toolbox from the shedthen she hovered and made me bang my thumbbut I never felt a thang cos I was numbbut what came first the nag or the Coltwho made who then broke the moldshe was sweet as a honeydew melonbut now my baby's always yellin'about a honey-do-listthough I do my share of drinkin'sometimes I get to thinkin'the 32 oz question iswhat caused my thirst yeah what came firstthe nag or the Colther mom moved in and started bitchin'hangin' 'round the kitchen and the stoveshe dared to criticize my baby's spam surpiseand her soy meatloafI caught my wife with a jug of maltand said "what came first the nag or the Colt"(c)2006 Robert George