Ya Ruined My Favorite Song

[carlosgomez]

So I had an idea to write a protest song. Wait... come back! I am protesting the remixers out there. The ones who take known songs and sample-loop and put new words to them. Ruin them I say. Some are o.k. I suppose but most just seem horrible and awful.The best in show awful ruined my favorite song back in 98 with a batch of lyrics that were simply bad. So I came up with a sampled-looped-rapped response.http://www.taximusic.com/stream/216309/ ... Song.mp3Ya Ruined My Favorite Song (Kashmir - Sampled Re-Mix) – Carlos M Gomez – Jimmy Page – John Paul Jones – John Bonham – Robert Plant – Led ZeppelinSpeedyGeez Studios 2008Sean-Puff-P-Diddy-Daddy-Combs ruined my favorite song. Like a fat girl on a beach wearing a thong like being on a date with your mother along. With his three word thoughts and rambling style, no-class writer finger painting bile. This is no song to be vile.Meanwhile, I don't blame Jimmy cause the music was right, ominous grandeur a luminous light of pure delight. With a beat that crumbles the ground, seven point seven magnitude sound simply the best But then you piss on it, you spit on it, you shit on it, wrap it up and call it a hit. Someone hold the freaking door! Wait a minute now when you had your pow-wow and the track was still pumping, kick drum deep thumping and it’s your turn to write, batter up all night.When your alternate words fall out like rabbit turds do you rephrase the line get it straight in your mind and rewrite to make it much tighter. But no you put out the skunk with your rambling, stuttering junk. Listen up: “A drive to Kashmir has sounds to caress my ear.”That’s what I wanna hear. Not some psychobabble fear or homicidal tendency or Forrest Gump density. Stupid is, stupid does. Stupid is, stupid does a fat girl on a beach in a thong. Sean-Puff-P-Diddy-Daddy-Combs ruined this song. What the hell was that Puff? I can hear it now. When you shopped it around town the song was a fresh kill a king sized bitter pill but Daddy said “Candy.” But the thrilla from Godzilla has me walking away to clear my head, to find a better day. A parallel universe could not be worse.From what I can tell your girl is not so great and you feel the hate can you rephrase the line and get it straight in your mind and rewrite to make it tight. How about an original tune instead of ripping the moon? You’re in the penalty box with no keys and no “please” just all locks.