Joke of the Minute...

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by linziellen » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:11 am

Guys I dare not post the link, a few months ago I listened to a recorded BT telemarketing call Just type "Crazy Man (Telemarketer)"into Youtube. You'll understand why I don't want to post the link As a side note, this one had tears streaming down my face...http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI - prank call

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Post by davekershaw » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:29 am

Jun 16, 2008, 1:10am, ibanez468 wrote:They're all at the funeral.Absolutely Brilliant!!

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Post by ibanez468 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:41 am

Yeah squids, I remember this one!

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Post by davekershaw » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:50 am

Jun 18, 2008, 5:16am, ibanez468 wrote:"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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Post by squids » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:57 pm

Jun 24, 2008, 5:22pm, devin wrote: Always keep your condoms in the glove compartment of your car. That's jes good advice. For, ya know, anybody.

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Post by davekershaw » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:48 am

Jun 24, 2008, 2:15pm, ibanez468 wrote:And I just sat there...................... On the couch........................ Naked.............

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Post by davekershaw » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:56 am

Jun 24, 2008, 8:28pm, ibanez468 wrote:HAHAHAHA, yeah, I remember reading this one somewhere before.Yeah, me too, but it's a good one Devin!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by squids » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:37 pm

NEW DRINK A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, 'Bartender, got any specials today?' Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink , invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.' The guy asks, 'Good grief, what do you call that?' The bartender replied, 'It's a 'Pabst Smir''. Ibanez, honey. That's fo you. Heh.

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by ibanez468 » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:02 pm

Good one Squids!

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