Joke of the Minute...
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Guys I dare not post the link, a few months ago I listened to a recorded BT telemarketing call Just type "Crazy Man (Telemarketer)"into Youtube. You'll understand why I don't want to post the link As a side note, this one had tears streaming down my face...http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI - prank call
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Jun 16, 2008, 1:10am, ibanez468 wrote:They're all at the funeral.Absolutely Brilliant!!
I put the kettle on, it didn't suit me.
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Yeah squids, I remember this one!
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Jun 18, 2008, 5:16am, ibanez468 wrote:"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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Jun 24, 2008, 5:22pm, devin wrote: Always keep your condoms in the glove compartment of your car. That's jes good advice. For, ya know, anybody.
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Jun 24, 2008, 2:15pm, ibanez468 wrote:And I just sat there...................... On the couch........................ Naked.............
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Jun 24, 2008, 8:28pm, ibanez468 wrote:HAHAHAHA, yeah, I remember reading this one somewhere before.Yeah, me too, but it's a good one Devin!
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NEW DRINK A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, 'Bartender, got any specials today?' Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink , invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.' The guy asks, 'Good grief, what do you call that?' The bartender replied, 'It's a 'Pabst Smir''. Ibanez, honey. That's fo you. Heh.
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Good one Squids!
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