Joke of the Minute...

[davekershaw]

Apr 22, 2008, 6:44am, aimusic wrote:I found an advert for illiteracy.... in the newspaper.

[davekershaw]

Apr 22, 2008, 8:58am, devin wrote:Q: How many lyricists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. The bulb works just fine.

[devin]

Hahahaha!!!You've got this old consultant waking up the house!

[ibanez468]

You sure Doc wasn't refering to mums-in-law?

[davekershaw]

[byllsong]

A group of young paratroopers are up in the plane preparing for their first jump. The Sargent addresses the men."Listen up. As soon as you exit the plane...count to ten and pull the ripcord to open the chute. Your life will depend on this."Way down at the back of the line a nervous soldier calls out, "S-s Sargent! H-h-how h-h-hi d-di-did y-yo-you s-sa-say t-t-to count?""Son, you'd better count to one"

[davekershaw]

Apr 24, 2008, 3:32am, ibanez468 wrote:The Frog and the Rat The Drunk says, "Relax, the frog is a ventriliquist"

[Casey H]

NEW SUNBURN TREATMENT: A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

[ibanez468]

[davekershaw]

Apr 25, 2008, 5:37am, hurowitz wrote: The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.' Brilliant!