Joke of the Minute...

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by ibanez468 » Sun May 25, 2008 11:27 am

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAThat was a good one Dev!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Mon May 26, 2008 1:40 am

May 25, 2008, 11:08am, devin wrote:***Disclaimer:"Carl" does not refer to any specific person named "Carl". If your name is "Carl", I'm pleased to meet you, and the joke's not about you, I'm sorry for borrowing your name. End of disclaimer.***Hey Devin.My full name is Dave Carl Jed Kershaw!an' I'm not amused!!

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Post by ibanez468 » Mon May 26, 2008 3:21 am

That's Mr. Dave Carl Jed Kershaw!

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Post by davekershaw » Mon May 26, 2008 3:56 am

May 26, 2008, 6:21am, ibanez468 wrote:That's Mr. Dave Carl Jed Kershaw!

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Post by liamkelly » Mon May 26, 2008 8:57 pm

Keep 'em coming, Ib!

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Post by davekershaw » Tue May 27, 2008 12:39 am

May 26, 2008, 11:37pm, ibanez468 wrote:"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Wed May 28, 2008 1:33 am

May 28, 2008, 3:00am, ibanez468 wrote:This one's for Dave K!Valuable Mule A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "She must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "We all just want to buy his mule."Nice one!!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by jchitty » Wed May 28, 2008 2:55 am

Hey, Dave and Ibanez....Squiddy needs to post a mother-in-law joke since her mother-in-law is visiting her now.I have a sweet, pretty nice mother-in-law, but I have to admit she drives me crazy sometimes. Nothing major, although she's a phone addict....if we're not home sometimes, she'll leave an answering machine message saying something like, 'hello, where are you? Are you there? Why haven't you called me lately?"And of course, we only talked to her 24 hours earlier, hehe.Mother-in-laws....gotta love 'em.

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Wed May 28, 2008 3:38 am

May 28, 2008, 6:19am, aimusic wrote:She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Wed May 28, 2008 6:37 am

May 28, 2008, 8:49am, devin wrote:BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!Grandpa jumps back..."What the heck is that noise?!?!"

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