Joke of the Minute...
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It's a good thing I like you, ibanez468, or I'd be steamed at you for telling that N.D. joke 'cause they're my home-town team! Actually, I'm not even closed to being ticked: it was a good one even if it was a little close to home. LOL!Just promise me you won't tell any IU jokes (HaHaHa)! -Allen (from South Bend) Jun 30, 2008, 10:03am, ibanez468 wrote:College Sports Quiz A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."
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Jun 30, 2008, 11:39am, sgs4u wrote:Jun 30, 2008, 10:03am, ibanez468 wrote:College Sports Quiz A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. Can you say REGIS?Hey! Quit it you guys, you're killin' me!Just kiddin'... Did you know that Regis Philbin has a theater at Notre Dame named after him?-Allen
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Jun 30, 2008, 1:36pm, ibanez468 wrote:Sorry allends. Nothin' personal against the ND. Just a joke. No harm, no foul. At least ya' got "A.S.O.H."I-468Nah, you're cool. I'm just joking back. So go ahead & hit me again! -Allen
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Jul 4, 2008, 10:33am, jh wrote:He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."Now that's good!!
I put the kettle on, it didn't suit me.
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Jul 3, 2008, 7:32pm, ibanez468 wrote:Nasty Divorce Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*ckin' goofy!"
I put the kettle on, it didn't suit me.
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Jul 4, 2008, 10:33am, jh wrote:He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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How do you keep two guitar players in tune?Shoot one of them. You may commence with the yelling.
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Jul 5, 2008, 1:41pm, squids wrote:How do you keep two guitar players in tune?Shoot one of them. You may commence with the yelling. Oh, I'll get you for that one
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Jul 5, 2008, 1:41pm, squids wrote:How do you keep two guitar players in tune?Shoot one of them. You may commence with the yelling. How do you know when there's a female vocalist at the door?She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.OK..... I'm runnin'
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Heh. I actually have several keys. All to your door. Sleep well!
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