Marilyn Monroe hormone discovered. Or should it be called the Norma Gene?
Missouri Neo Nazis allowed to participate in Adopt a Highway program. The group may need additional help since they have requested to only pick up white trash
Octuplets doing well, breathing on their own, squirting ink
Peephole in door of girl's dorm room reversed; police are looking into it
Baghdad's National Museum reopens six years after looting. Featured displays include mostly a bunch of really heavy stuff
Two-year-old refuses to sleep during day, may get charged with resisting a rest
Earliest chocolate has been now dated to between A.D. 1000 and 1125, still on sale at Walgreens
Woman trapped in bathtub for 4 days. "The woman's condition was not available." I'm not a doctor, but I'm going to guess "wrinkly"
"Cardinal Mystified by Child Sex Probe"; apparently the directions were missing from the package
Alzheimer's drugs doubles death risk. Apparently your risk of death is now 200%
Plane crashes in Florida panhandle, no pilot found. Well there's your problem
Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name
Man driving a Kia leads police on a chase, exceeding 100 mph and everyone's expectations of the Kia
How to win friends and influenza people
Suicide bomber strikes Iraqi funeral. At least two dead
Man survives SUV rollover in North Andover Andover Andover
Carpenters face higher-than-average asbestos death rate, higher-than-average resurrection rate
Man who robbed gas station made no threats, displayed no gun, simply offered an apology as he fled with a fistful of cash. Authorities on the lookout for a Canadian
Prosecutor receives kidney from rival defense attorney after learning they have the same blood type: cold
Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above
Coming soon: Round 2
