Hilarious Reviews (of your music)

[kg]

So, I'm a little bored today...not like I don't have anything to do, but I was thinking about some really off reviews and then some really downright strange and funny reviews I've received over the past few years and I though this would be amusing. Post a line or two of the funniest or strangest reviews you've ever received no matter where they came from.Here's mine:"Clearly this band's first language is not English. I'm guessing Ukraine." - member of Garageband (name withheld to protect the inherently stupid) after reviewing "I Guess I Like the Abuse" Born and raised in NY...to non-immigrant parents...maybe he's right. I speak 'American'.

[onoffon]

That's too funny, Kelly. I was thinking more Uzbekistan... This has always been a favorite of mine - it's posted on a Swedish website reviewing our second CD, Your Mind -Through Different Eyeshttp://home.swipnet.se/tde/lb/onoffon/your_mind.html"It's craazzzy!! The introducing title track are among the most vicious and weirdest tracks I've ever heard. It's as if you take five or why not twenty insane jazz rockers and put them in a hole. Starve them till a close death and then give them their instruments. What happens...? OnOffOn, "Your Mind"."It doesn't get much better than that...

[hummingbird]

I got a nice comment on my soundclick site last year. They said my music was "VERY INPIREING."

[kg]

Jul 3, 2008, 6:52am, onoffon wrote:"It's craazzzy!! The introducing title track are among the most vicious and weirdest tracks I've ever heard. It's as if you take five or why not twenty insane jazz rockers and put them in a hole. Starve them till a close death and then give them their instruments. What happens...? OnOffOn, "Your Mind"."It doesn't get much better than that... OMG ROFL...you vicious, starved, jazz-rocker, you. WTH!?! Jul 3, 2008, 7:49am, hummingbird wrote:I"VERY INPIREING."That's almost as good as the person who combined two of my songs into one in their mind and renamed it...renamed it so badly that there are a few MP3 sites who apparently have taken his version of the title and have now re-titled my song that.

[milfus]

the funniest one ever, atleast to me, I recieved a write up from a local little hiphop rag and the guy claimed to have gone to my show (which...i didnt have one, so he just got ahold of some of my bootleg battles, which have been circulating forever) and said i was and i quote "a city nigga, but still held it down like a thug."see my avatar as to why this is funny.

[kg]

Jul 3, 2008, 12:19pm, milfus wrote:the funniest one ever, atleast to me, I recieved a write up from a local little hiphop rag and the guy claimed to have gone to my show (which...i didnt have one, so he just got ahold of some of my bootleg battles, which have been circulating forever) and said i was and i quote "a city nigga, but still held it down like a thug."see my avatar as to why this is funny. **chokes**

[ernstinen]

I may have mentioned this before, but I got a review of a piece I submitted for a "Classical Music" listing.The reviewer said something like "You get to the first crescendo WAY too early! A good symphonic composer knows how to build a piece, using classical techniques. Plus, you need to study orchestration."What he/she didn't know is that I've had symphonic pieces performed by orchestras on both the East and West coasts, and have had them recorded by the Bulgarian and Czech Philharmonic Orchestras.Guess I need to "study orchestration" a little more, eh! Ern

[nickfever]

Jul 3, 2008, 12:19pm, milfus wrote:the funniest one ever, atleast to me, I recieved a write up from a local little hiphop rag and the guy claimed to have gone to my show (which...i didnt have one, so he just got ahold of some of my bootleg battles, which have been circulating forever) and said i was and i quote "a city nigga, but still held it down like a thug."see my avatar as to why this is funny.Keep it gangsta milfus.

[kg]

Jul 3, 2008, 3:05pm, ernstinen wrote:Guess I need to "study orchestration" a little more, eh! Ern Geez, Ern, didn't you know yur ochestration needs buildin'.b

[jay10music]

From a well known publisher in Nashville, "Jimi, do you have anything LESS commercial radio sounding?"HAHAHA.