Hilarious Reviews (of your music)

[og]

Mine is the screener who wrote, "You have witty, intelligent lyrics. This is not country."

[ernstinen]

Jul 7, 2008, 4:17pm, og wrote:Mine is the screener who wrote, "You have witty, intelligent lyrics. This is not country." LOL! THAT one says it all! I thought country music is ALL about witty and intelligent lyrics (well, maybe not super-intellectual subjects, BUT --- )Ern

[ernstinen]

To continue: Here's a lyric from a Tanya Tucker song that has depth, emotion, AND is somewhat intellectual:Like a tree out in the backyardThat never has been broken by the windOur love will last foreverIf we're strong enough to bendNow, that's NOT about beer and cheatin'! Ern

[ggalen]

Jul 7, 2008, 5:16pm, ernstinen wrote:That never has been broken by the windOur love will last foreverIf we're strong enough to bendAnd the beauty of it is that when speaking "Southern", "bend" rhymes perfectly with "wind".

[kg]

Jul 7, 2008, 5:16pm, ernstinen wrote:To continue: Here's a lyric from a Tanya Tucker song that has depth, emotion, AND is somewhat intellectual:Like a tree out in the backyardThat never has been broken by the windOur love will last foreverIf we're strong enough to bendNow, that's NOT about beer and cheatin'! Ern Clearly she was very angry...about spousal abuse...in the Urkraine

[onoffon]

Jul 7, 2008, 11:13am, orest wrote:I'm from Sweden myself, but this really takes the price! We do have another music critique working for one of Swedens largest newspapers, he doesn't know anything about music or bands/artists at all, I wonder if its him? MAN! I know this place! One of my friends are working for this page. Well, it's not the man I thought it was from the beginning, that's for sure! Jul 3, 2008, 6:52am, onoffon wrote:That's too funny, Kelly. I was thinking more Uzbekistan... This has always been a favorite of mine - it's posted on a Swedish website reviewing our second CD, Your Mind -Through Different Eyeshttp://home.swipnet.se/tde/lb/onoffon/your_mind.html"It's craazzzy!! The introducing title track are among the most vicious and weirdest tracks I've ever heard. It's as if you take five or why not twenty insane jazz rockers and put them in a hole. Starve them till a close death and then give them their instruments. What happens...? OnOffOn, "Your Mind"."It doesn't get much better than that... That's really too funny, orest! It shows what a small world this is sometimes. I gotta tell you, I thought what he said was a compliment! We also had a couple of reviews written by Mattias Noren from Anglisas in two issues of the Swedish Magazine, ArtRock. Still have copies of both in our archives...Anywhere near you?

[dommydom]

Hi there.. just joined taxi a couple of weeks ago and just joined the boards here.. not really a review of my music but last year at australian idol auditions i was told i sound like "haggred on the drink" which i found quite amusing!

[kg]

Jul 9, 2008, 2:52am, dommydom wrote:Hi there.. just joined taxi a couple of weeks ago and just joined the boards here.. not really a review of my music but last year at australian idol auditions i was told i sound like "haggred on the drink" which i found quite amusing!Ok, I laughed out loud on that one. Awesome first post, Dom. Welcome aboard

[mojobone]

Did you mean Haggard, as in Merle, or Hagrid, as in Harry Potter? Still a hoot either way...

[dommydom]

Hagrid as in Harry Potter... Also as in "I can't spell" haha... Marcia (the female judge) also asked "do you know what that song is about?" (I sang Marvin gaye "let's get it on") I said..."getting it on?" then she said "If you sang that to me I'd run for the hills." hahaha. So I asked if I could do an original and another judge said he didn't think the musical talent or skill was there. So I laughed and left and happily went home to sleep.