Joke of the Minute...

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Post by hookstownbrown » Fri May 21, 2004 2:27 pm

Why did the songwriter cross the road?To get to the bridge... that crossed the channel... and led to the turn around...

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Post by ernstinen » Fri May 21, 2004 3:24 pm

I remember this one from when I was a little (sophisticated) kid: Knock knock!Who's there?Sam & Janet.Sam & Janet who?(Singing) Sam & Janet evening, you may see a stranger --- across a crowded room ---

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Post by hookstownbrown » Fri May 21, 2004 4:49 pm

I'm still crackin' up with that first one of your's Erns!Oh, but that last one... please don't tell that one ever again! I'm reminded of the time I was young kid in a canoe with a, then, girlfriend. I dropped my pants and started singing "Moon River", NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!

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Post by bobc » Fri May 21, 2004 4:56 pm

The drunk comes home and tells his wife they put golden urinals in his favorite watering hole.Curious, the wife (actually her name isn't curious), calls the bar to ask about the golden urinals. She hears the bartender shout..."Hey, Harry...I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone!

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Post by drew » Sat May 22, 2004 6:50 am

Since there isn't a separate thread for corny jokes I'll put it here:Two snails were standing on the side of the roadwhen a turtle stopped in front of them and asked, "Doyou guys want a ride on my back?"One of the snails took him up on his offer and offthey went together.As the turtle reached the first intersection,another turtle came along and crashed right into him.The poor little snail was thrown and died on impact.The investigating cop for the accident beganquestioning the deceased snail's buddy."What happened?" the investigator asked.The little snail replied, "I really don't know... itall happened so fast."
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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by drew » Tue May 25, 2004 1:23 am

What does a musician wearing a suit say?"Not guilty, Your Honor"
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Post by soterio » Tue May 25, 2004 3:21 am

The manager of a band sees the guitarist and bass playerfighting on the side of the stage. He asks, "What's theproblem here?" The bass player says," This jerk detunedone of the strings on my bass, and we're on stage infive minutes." The manager says, "So what's the problem.?""He won't tell me which one," says the bass player.

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Post by drew » Tue May 25, 2004 4:57 am

The guitar player locked his keys in his car.It took him an hour to get the drummer out.
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Post by soterio » Tue May 25, 2004 5:57 am

Complaint heard from band members during a recordingsession, "No dynamics? We're playing as loud as we can!"

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by booker » Fri May 28, 2004 6:42 am

How do you know when the drum platform is level?When the drool comes out of both side of the drummers mouth.

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