Joke of the Minute...

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Joke of the Minute...

Post by hookstownbrown » Thu May 20, 2004 4:00 pm

Q: Why did the songwriter ask the bartender to tie him to the bar?A: Because he wanted to get publeashed...

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Post by drew » Thu May 20, 2004 4:11 pm

One day the center of the universe will be discovered;many singers will be disappointed when they learn that it's not them.
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Post by ernstinen » Thu May 20, 2004 4:28 pm

I took a safari in deepest, darkest Africa a few years ago. Every night, in the distance, jungle drums would start pounding. I would ask my guide "What do these drums mean", and he would answer " Drums good, very good." I asked every native who spoke a bit of English about the drums, and they would all answer "Drums good, very good."One night, the drums stopped. I turned to the guide, and asked about the drums. He said "Drums stop, very bad, very bad." I asked why. The guide said "Now bass solo begin!"

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Post by bobc » Thu May 20, 2004 10:51 pm

Q. What do you call a person who hangs around with musicians? A. A drummer

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Post by drew » Fri May 21, 2004 12:06 am

How do you know if it's your drummer knocking on your door.The knocking gets faster & faster and louder & louder...
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Post by soterio » Fri May 21, 2004 12:15 am

What do you call a musician without a wife ora girlfriend?Homeless!

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Post by boss618 » Fri May 21, 2004 1:57 am

Quote:What do you call a musician without a wife ora girlfriend?Homeless! I love it!!! That's great!!..... So true So true..

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Post by drew » Fri May 21, 2004 2:43 am

My personal favorite (stop me if you've heard this before):What is the range of a piccolo?About 25 yards if you have a good wind at your back.
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Post by lonestar609 » Fri May 21, 2004 9:22 am

How do you get a songwriter's attention in Nashville?Waiter!!!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by bobc » Fri May 21, 2004 10:05 am

Q. What's the difference between a keyboardist and a trombone player in a sportscar? A. The keyboardist is going to a gig!

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