Joke of the Minute...

[aimusic]

Seeing as how we're sharing videos...How's this one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74AzD2wfu-gI know it aint real - but it get's me cracking up EVERYTIME!!!

[devin]

A young man is speeding along, when he gets pulled over by the cops.The police officer says "why don't you just take a minute and explain to me why you are speeding in my town, boy?!?"The young man gushes to the officer: "sorry sir...I'm in a bit of a hurry...I have this hot date with an amazing girl tonight...going to meet her family...I think this is it! I have to get to the drug store....you know..."The officer looks down at the young man, and a small smile comes to his face. "OK boy...I recognize that situation...hehe...slow down, or you're not going to make it!""Thank you officer"...and the young man drives away.At the dinner table, the young woman's mother asks if the new guest wants to say grace. With a great amount of determination, the young man asks for a minute to come up with the perfect prayer.After 5 minutes, he's still thinking...when the young woman leans over and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious".He leans back and whispers "I didn't know your father was a cop."

[ibanez468]

[ibanez468]

Bad SeatsA guy named Joe receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Joe arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium, he's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Joe sees through his binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yardline. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, Joe asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says "No." Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Joe again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?!" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's really sad," said Joe, "but still, you couldn't find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close relative?" "No," the man replies, "They're all at the funeral."

[davekershaw]

Jun 16, 2008, 1:10am, ibanez468 wrote:They're all at the funeral.Absolutely Brilliant!!

[devin]

How do you keep a musician in suspense?

[ibanez468]

Gotcha' Devin!Shortly before a band began to play, they discovered their bass player was missing. After a short search, the guitar player found him in the back alley beating the heck out of some guy . . Guitar Player: Sam, what are you doing?Bass Player: This guy de-tuned one of my strings! Guitar Player: Why are you beating him up? Bass Player: He won't tell me which one.I-468

[devin]

Jun 16, 2008, 5:14pm, ibanez468 wrote:Bass Player: He won't tell me which one.I-468Bwahahaha Ibanez! I resemble that comment!!!Q: Why do bagpipers march?A: To get away from the noise.

[squids]

The Bathtub TestDuring a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should beinstitutionalized.'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.''Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.''No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.Do you want a bed near the window?'

[ibanez468]

Yeah squids, I remember this one!