Joke of the Minute...

[milfus]

how do you know when theres a female vocalist on the stage?everyone is still watching, but they are all wearing ear plugs*snicker*

[drew]

Some day the center of the Universe will be discovered, and a lot of singers will be disappointed to learn it's not them.

[edteja]

Right. We all know the center of the universe is filled with songwriters.

[ibanez468]

Jul 6, 2008, 6:29am, edteja wrote:Right. We all know the center of the universe is filled with songwriters. And guitarists!

[squids]

And pianists! I love that word. Ahhhhh. If you say it three times fast, it sounds like you're in need of a urologist. Heh

[ibanez468]

Art Appreciation An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor."

[ernstinen]

HaHaHa! Good ones, Squids and Ibanez!Here's an oldie but goodie (stop me if I've posted this before ). This came to mind when I was listening to the Allman Brothers' "Mountain Jam" yesterday ---Let's see --- who should be the protagonist in this story? How about --- Squids!Squids decides to take a safari deep into the jungles of Africa.On the first night, she hears drumming far off in the distance. Squids asks the guide "What's with the drumming?"The guide answers "Drums good --- very good!"The next night, the drumming began again. She asks another guide "Why do they drum at night?"The guide answers "Drums good --- very good!"By the end of the week, she had heard drumming every night. By this time, they were encamped with a friendly tribe far into the jungle up a river. She walks up to the tribe chieftan and asks him "I've heard drumming every night now! Why do they play the drums?"The chieftan replied "Drums good --- very good!"All of a sudden, the drums stopped.Squids asks the chieftan "Why have the drums stopped?"The chieftan had a concerned look on his face, and said "Drums stop --- very bad. Very bad."Squids says "Why is it bad that the drums have stopped?"The chieftan says to her "Now bass solo begin!"Ba-da-boom!Ern

[ibanez468]

O.K. Ernst..STOP!! Whoops! Too late. I'm afraid that's a repeat from somewhere on this here thread. No matter, a little refresher never hurt anything. I-468

[sgs4u]

How many bass players does it take to change a lite bulb? Too late, the keyboard player already got it done.

[johnnydean1]

Jul 7, 2008, 11:38am, sgs4u wrote: How many bass players does it take to change a lite bulb? Too late, the keyboard player already got it done. and made everybody else's life a misery because he broke a nail in the process!