Joke of the Minute...

[ibanez468]

Nasty DivorceMickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*ckin' goofy!"

[spiritinthesky]

Whats the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

[jh]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[davekershaw]

Jul 4, 2008, 10:33am, jh wrote:He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."Now that's good!!

[davekershaw]

Jul 3, 2008, 7:32pm, ibanez468 wrote:Nasty Divorce Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*ckin' goofy!"

[ibanez468]

Jul 4, 2008, 10:33am, jh wrote:He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[squids]

How do you keep two guitar players in tune?Shoot one of them. You may commence with the yelling.

[liamkelly]

Jul 5, 2008, 1:41pm, squids wrote:How do you keep two guitar players in tune?Shoot one of them. You may commence with the yelling. Oh, I'll get you for that one

[liamkelly]

Jul 5, 2008, 1:41pm, squids wrote:How do you keep two guitar players in tune?Shoot one of them. You may commence with the yelling. How do you know when there's a female vocalist at the door?She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.OK..... I'm runnin'

[squids]

Heh. I actually have several keys. All to your door. Sleep well!