Joke of the Minute...

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by aimusic » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:15 am

Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:26 am

Jul 14, 2009, 9:15am, aimusic wrote:Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?Yes! With Howard anyway I think he got the boot 'cause of the recession! Every cloud has a silver lining!!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by aimusic » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:36 am

Jul 14, 2009, 9:26am, davekershaw wrote:Jul 14, 2009, 9:15am, aimusic wrote:Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?Yes! With Howard anyway I think he got the boot 'cause of the recession! Every cloud has a silver lining!! HAHAHA NICE ONE!!!!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:27 am

I ain't complaining about my job no more!!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by aimusic » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:35 am

That is a pretty sh*tty job...

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by mojobone » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:51 pm

Not at all, actually that fella's collecting elephant eggs, or performing an insemination. There's no veterinary reason I know of to put somebody up an elephant's arse, unless it's a y'know, prank. Slippery job, that, but I suppose someone's gotta do it.
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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by squids » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:16 pm

Nyuk. DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by davekershaw » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:27 pm

Sept 18, 2009, 3:16pm, squids wrote:The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Now I just have to find a picture of my mother-in-law in bed with our pharacist's husband!

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by squids » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:35 am

Good one, Mr. Dave.

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Re: Joke of the Minute...

Post by ibanez468 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:18 pm

Oct 8, 2009, 2:24pm, keyman19 wrote:A Jazz Chord to Say I Love You. A Jazz Chord to Say How Much I Care".HA! I just now got that!

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