Joke of the Minute...

[davekershaw]

Jun 3, 2008, 3:14am, ibanez468 wrote:The man replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

[davekershaw]

Quote:Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

[ibanez468]

Jun 3, 2008, 7:24am, aimusic wrote:Ibz, I think we get our jokes from the same place Yep mate...I think so! I-468

[davekershaw]

Jun 4, 2008, 1:11am, linziellen wrote:I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

[davekershaw]

Jun 3, 2008, 4:35pm, devin wrote:You shouldn't eat a pig like that all at once."Not sure whether I should be laughing Devin but .....

[ibanez468]

Yeah Devin, don't quite get that one! Help us out a little here.Linziellen, you've stolen my joke! I already cut that one loose on page 15.http://taxi.proboards27.com/index.cgi?b ... &page=15No problem, we just gotta' make sure we're not being redundant, that's all! I-468

[aimusic]

It's an ironic joke coz he was gonna eat the pig - then the pig saved his life, and you'd think he'd treasure that pig for the rest of it's life - meanwhile he's only gonna eat it slowly now because it saved his life....It's coz you aint been to Halifax in awhile I-468 ...Yeah I was gonna say that I'm sure I read that joke earlier before - man, now there's 3 of us getting jokes from the same place....

[ibanez468]

Jun 4, 2008, 5:08am, aimusic wrote:It's an ironic joke coz he was gonna eat the pig - then the pig saved his life, and you'd think he'd treasure that pig for the rest of it's life - meanwhile he's only gonna eat it slowly now because it saved his life....O.K. I got it, but I ain't laughin', seein' as I'm a pig eater and all! Devin was supposed ta' have a dog ta' do all of that, not a pig! Quote:It's coz you aint been to Halifax in awhile I-468 ...You're absolutely right B. Gotta' get my priorities straight dude! How's Mr. Brown doin' these days? Quote:Yeah I was gonna say that I'm sure I read that joke earlier before - man, now there's 3 of us getting jokes from the same place.... What're we gonna' do 'bout that B? For every redundant joke Lindsey posts on this here thread, she has ta' post a tune of her singing the lyrics ta' some of her songs. Fair enough Linzi?!? I-468

[aimusic]

HAHAHAHAHA I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!I Got one for ya....a dude in a cab, like taps on the driver's head, the driver veers off the road - crashes into a lake and they both drown...they both ended up in a hearse

[davekershaw]

Jun 4, 2008, 7:01am, aimusic wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!I Got one for ya....a dude in a cab, like taps on the driver's head, the driver veers off the road - crashes into a lake and they both drown...they both ended up in a hearse So what kinda hearse was it! A double decker?