Joke of the Minute...

[drew]

Quote:~THE GUITAR PLAYER CHILI TASTER~DrewThis was brilliant. I emailed it to all of my friends. And we all concur. If you fancy a career in comedy, come to South Africa.!!!Liam Liam,Glad you enjoyed that one but it was plagiarism. I wish I could write something that funny. I had tears in my eyes the first time I read it.

[davewalton]

Quote:This is a video joke, guaranteed smile for all you producers...http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12565 ... -gameSTICK!!!! You ol' dawg... you never said that THIS is how you create those custom beats.

[squidlips]

Quote:Quote:This is a video joke, guaranteed smile for all you producers...http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12565 ... -gameSTICK!!!! You ol' dawg... you never said that THIS is how you create those custom beats. Is that really Stick?? Well DONE. Nice beatbox!

[tedsingingfox]

Quote:I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton Allright, now you've asked for it....Three blondes are walking together through the woods. One of them looks down and says, "Oh, isn't that cute? Look! Rabbit tracks."The second blonde looks down and says, "Lord! Don't be so stupid. Those are not rabbit tracks. Those are deer tracks."the third blonde looks down and says, "You two are such idiots. Those are NOT rabbit tracks, and they're not deer tracks. Those are...And then the train hit them. Ted

[ragani]

Trent, that was a good one! I listened to this song late one night and laughed my a** off! http://www.garageband.com/song?|pe1|S8L ... FC2ZWsDarn it-- I can't get this link to work-- keeps cutting the autolink short. So if you'd like to hear this one, cut and paste the entire line beginning with "http". Sorry for that. This one is clever-- a "nursery" rhyme of humor I used to read to fellow interns years ago (we had some very s-l-o-w shifts!):http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarch ... oemId=7428 (something different for those of you who enjoy poetic lyrics...)So many good jokes... so little time.Raags

[Casey H]

3 men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates."In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said."You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"........The man replied, "These are Carol's."

[ibanez468]

That's a good one Steve!A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary doesnot have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this b**ch giving you a hard time?"

[Casey H]

Do you think it's too soon to be hitting on Mrs. Elliot Spitzer?

[drew]

LOL, Lindsey Ellen _________________________________This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down.... Look down! ... not scroll down

[ibanez468]