Joke of the Minute...

[ernstinen]

Ya got me! I heard this in a restaurant last night -----------"Lieberman, party of one!"------Ern

[ernstinen]

HaHaHaHaHaHa! That's gotta go in Drew's Greatest Hits! Ern

[hookstownbrown]

Hehheh! Somehow I knew you'd get a kick out of that one, Ern...

[og]

Guy gets a parrot that used to belong to a sailor. Very talented bird, except he cusses a blue streak. Every other word is either "F" or "GD", and it goes from there. The guy tries everything he can think of to retrain the bird, but nothing works. One night he brings a girl home, and she is so offended by the parrot's language that she leaves. Yelling, "That's it!", the guy stuffs the bird in the freezer. He listens to the cursing and flopping for a while, then, suddenly, there is silence. Thinking he killed the parrot, the guy opens the freezer. The bird walks out onto his arm and says, "Look, I know I've had a bad attitude, and my language and behavior has been awful, and I'm really sorry. I'm going to turn over a new leaf." "By the way, what did that turkey do?"

[walter327]

Oh Man! My ribs hurt!!

[ernstinen]

Quote:When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins! -- Rodney DangerfieldUgly --- talk about ugly! When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face and slapped my mother! ---Rodney DangerfieldErn

[mazz]

What did the Dead Head say when the drugs wore off?Man, this music sucks!!Sorry if this was posted before but I couldn't resist.

[ernstinen]

Quote:What did the Dead Head say when the drugs wore off?Man, this music sucks!!Sorry if this was posted before but I couldn't resist. Ha! I actually liked the Dead instrumentally, so my version of this golden oldie is:What did the Dead Head say when the drugs wore off?Man, these guys sing like shit!!Ern

[drew]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 50-year-old. In fact, She wasn't bad at all.We drank a bit, and laughed and talked a lot and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double."What's that?" I asked."It’s a mother and daughter threesome," she said.I said, "No."I thought "She's about my age and my kids are mid twenty's, she may have a hot daughter. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, are you still awake?"

[sgs4u]

Quote:Mom, are you still awake? and I have read every one your jokes, Drew