Joke of the Minute...

[davekershaw]

My car's in the garage being converted as I write!

[ibanez468]

[Casey H]

Apr 25, 2008, 8:46am, davekershaw wrote:My car's in the garage being converted as I write! Ah... Seatbelts for the married man... LOL!!

[ibanez468]

By George! I do see a bit of a resemblance! They're wearing the same shirt, it looks like!

[davekershaw]

Apr 27, 2008, 7:00pm, silvercord wrote:hey the guy in the picture kinda looks like Dave's avatar pic!Haw de Haw!

[drew]

I don't want worms either.You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.~ Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

[stevendavis]

May 6, 2008, 5:59pm, ibanez468 wrote:A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peterat the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. Heasked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible!" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The handshave moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in hisentire Life." "Where's Barack Obama's clock?" asked the man. "It's in the foyer. It moves once a day. Jesus likes to set the sun by it." "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Oh, Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office." "He's using it as aceiling fan." Good joke ibanez468Just wondering though.....And Bush's clock, huh huh huh ?Maybe Jesus is using it as a wind tunnel to test the effects of a B.S. tornado on a country? To all Bushies....I apologise

[53mph]

Bush's clock doesn't have hands. It's got Mickey Mouse arms.

[stevendavis]

May 7, 2008, 1:08am, ibanez468 wrote:HAHAHA!Sorry Steve, whoever wrote the joke, forgot to include Bush's clock.Quite alright I-468, just glad I didn't offend ya. I'm kinda new 'round these parts and don't want to ruffle too many feathers....sorry to anyone if I did?well....kinda Later I-468Steve

[stevendavis]

May 7, 2008, 1:29am, 53mph wrote:Bush's clock doesn't have hands. It's got Mickey Mouse arms. Good one 53 And Yea, his head has the ears As Larry the Cableguy would say.......Lord I'm sorry for that right there.................................NOT!!!