Joke of the Minute...

[byllsong]

[davewalton]

My favorite Rodney Dangerfield thing..."I'm not in very good shape, I'll tell ya. I went to a nude beach. The tide went out... IT STAYED THERE!"

[ibanez468]

Now that's straight to the point!

[ibanez468]

TURNED THE TABLESOne night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

[nomiyah]

OMG Dave

[Casey H]

FIFTY DOLLARS IS FIFTY DOLLARSMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year. And every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars. And fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!' Casey

[davekershaw]

[davekershaw]

Quote:The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

[byllsong]

Doggone Puppies

[allends]

Feb 19, 2009, 7:31am, davekershaw wrote:...keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds:OMG, this funny stuff is so cute I'm wiping a tear! Thanks Dave,Allen