best guitar solos in the world?

[Casey H]

I know I digress but two of my favorite light bulb jokes...

Q. How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Bill Gates will just set a new standard for darkness.


Q. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None. It's a hardware problem.


OK, back to guitar players...

Casey

[markjsmith]

How many jazz piano players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to do it, 9 to argue about how Herbie Hancock would have done it!

[eeoo]

I blame Mazz for this...
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the key board player can do it with his left hand.

How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, she holds it up and the world revolves around her.

[Casey H]

It's all Mazz's fault!

How do you get a guitar player off your porch?
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You pay him for the pizza.

Casey

[playagibson]

What do you call a guy with no talent who hangs around musicians ?

A drummer.

( that answer can be changed accordingly... )

[jazzstan]

whats the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

[Casey H]

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
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Homeless.

Casey

[mazz]

A jazz guitarist plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people, a rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

How can you tell if a drummer is at the front door? The knocking speeds up!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

What's the difference between a trampoline and an accordion? You don't have to take off your shoes before you jump on an accordion.

Good night, we're here all week.

Or maybe we're all just weak? (like our jokes?)

[Casey H]

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
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"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

Blame it on Mazz,
Casey

[Casey H]

Sorry, Sedge... I guess we hijoked your thread!