best guitar solos in the world?

marcblack30 · Post by **marcblack30** » Mon May 21, 2012 7:38 am

Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his car???
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It took him 2 hours to get the drummer out!

Do you know what you throw a drowning banjo player???
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His banjo!

eeoo · Post by **eeoo** » Mon May 21, 2012 8:07 am

What did the drummer say before the band started the next song?
Should I count this one off too slow or too fast?

What's the difference between a trombone player and a kid in a playground?
the kid in the playground can slide and swing.

gtrmann · Post by **gtrmann** » Mon May 21, 2012 9:55 am

How do you get a guitar player to stop playing, put sheet music in front of him..

How can you tell if the drum riser is level, the sweat drips off all sides evenly....

News flash, four musicians and a drummer get in a auto accident......

rnrmachine · Post by **rnrmachine** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:30 pm

What's the biggest difference between a Lead guitarist, a Rhythm guitarist and a Bassist?
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Who they blame for their mistakes...

The bassist blames the drummer, the rhythm gtr blames the bassist and the lead gtr blames the rhythm gtr.

Who's the drummer blame for a wrong tempo you ask? The tape deck motor must be going bad...

I feel for modern drummers... nothing to blame anymore.

Oh yea... what's the difference between a ballad and a hard driving rock song? It's before and after the drummer had his coffee. hehe

mazz · Post by **mazz** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:32 pm

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
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Vibrato

sedge · Post by **sedge** » Tue May 22, 2012 12:10 pm

Casey H wrote:Sorry, Sedge... I guess we hijoked your thread!

haha bless you,

not mine to hijack! but if is, please hijack more , more - Lisa and I cracking up at the jokes here : )

sedge · Post by **sedge** » Tue May 22, 2012 12:28 pm

What's the worst thing a Bass player could say?

"I got a fretless!"

: O

rnrmachine · Post by **rnrmachine** » Tue May 22, 2012 9:37 pm

sedge wrote:What's the worst thing a Bass player could say?

"I got a fretless!"

: O

ROFL

The drummer ballad and rock song joke was inspired by previous jokes on this thread and my old drummer... when I told him about it he laughed hehe... he's a good sport and MUST have his coffee haha... and was really bad at starting tempos. One time during band practice he started a cover tune way too fast. Can't recall offhand what the title of the song is although I can hear it in my head.. the opening riff anyway... anyway, so instead of telling him "it's too fast," the bassist and I played along, pre planned because we knew he'd do it sooner than later... we could barely sing it it was sooo friggin fast, trying not to laugh didn't help either haha.

... I bet we were at least 20-30 clicks too fast... seriously!

markjsmith · Post by **markjsmith** » Tue May 22, 2012 10:02 pm

What is the definition of a flatted 2nd?

Two fretless bass players playing in unison!

rpittelman · Post by **rpittelman** » Wed May 23, 2012 6:43 am

OMG. I just read all of these. I am literaly crying from laughing so hard. Unfortunately my wife, who is neither a musician nor a drummer, doesn't get most of them

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