Joke of the Minute...

[ibanez468]

Sept 5, 2008, 1:52pm, nomiyah wrote:She whipped out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left! That's hilarious! Good one Nomi!

[davekershaw]

Quote:"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." He's back, an' he's on form!!!

[davekershaw]

Quote:"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

[davekershaw]

Quote: I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize!"

[davekershaw]

Quote:The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything.'"

[liamkelly]

10 out of 10, Dave Still laughing!

[drew]

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.~ Tom LehrerIs he talking about me?

[ernstinen]

Sept 27, 2008, 11:42am, ibanez468 wrote:What $2 Can Buy His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation. "Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?" "Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."HaHaHaHa! My man Ibanez from the Southside scores again!Speaking of the Southside, GO WHITE SOX! They were my team when I was a kid --- LOVED the Sox! I went to many games at the old Comiskey Park, and even went with my young nephew to the new Comiskey Park. I told him, "We're going to get a foul ball in the next few minutes." We had great seats near the 1st base dugout, and sure enough, a foul ball came speeding toward us. There was a mad scramble, and I got the ball and handed it to my nephew. "See! What'd I tell ya!"Well, the ball was hit by Mark McGuire when he was still with Oakland. I asked my nephew about the ball a few months later, 'cause it could be worth something, and he said "Uncle Johnny, I took it to school to play with it and I LOST IT!" --- Oh, those kids! My Dodgers are IN, and the Cubbies are also! My grandpa loved the Twins, but they've won enough over the years, so GO SOX! (And Angels! --- man, I like so many teams --- Sheesh! ). Ern

[ibanez468]

Oct 3, 2008, 6:39pm, nomiyah wrote:The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

[liamkelly]