Joke of the Minute...

[nomiyah]

Turn down that subwoofer, this is a family Taxi.http://www.guzer.com/videos/stuffed_animal_sex.php

[hookstownbrown]

Heh! Music moves the savage beasts...

[nomiyah]

True story:My cousin is a teenage computer whiz. A couple weeks ago, his grandma (my aunt) called him because she had a computer problem. She was trying to play solitaire and it wasn't working. She asked my cousin "Is the computer out of cards?"

[hookstownbrown]

Heh! My mother plays Free Cell on the computer. She's convinced that it occasionally decides to let her win... "See? Right there! It just threw the game!!!" Gotta love her!

[nomiyah]

Funny stuff

[zink]

My brother says hello!!!!...so Hooray for speech therapy-emo phillips

[zink]

ok. one moreThere's nothing I like better than sitting in front of a roaring fireplace with a copy of War and Peace. Ya know a big fat book like that will feed a fire for two hours.-emo phillips

[drew]

A computer company distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on a computer keyboard."They would make a good present for any man," A womancommented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the twothings he can never have."

[ernstinen]

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years."Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spineand give you one hell of a headache."New suit - $400New shirt - $36New underwear - $6Second Opinion - PRICELESSErn

[Casey H]

Good one, Ern! Damn! I wish I had gotten that 2nd opinion!! Casey