Joke of the Minute...

[ibanez468]

Wanna Play House? A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?" He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replied, "I want you to communicate." He said to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means." The little girl smirked and said, "Perfect. You can be the husband!"

[ibanez468]

Controlling Spouses There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

[jh]

- JH

[nomiyah]

Read at your own risk:Last night, 4 women went to a Ladies Night Club.One of the girls wanted to impress the rest, so she pulled out a $10 bill.When the male dancer came over, she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to hisbutt cheek!Not to be outdone, the next woman pulls out a $20 bill and calls the guyback, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.In another attempt to impress the rest, the third friend pulls out a $50bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. A few of the friendsget a look of "fear" worried about the way things are going, butfortunately, she just stuck the $50 to one of his butt cheeks again.Liking all this money, the guy races over to the fourth woman!Now everyone's attention is focused on her, and the guy is egging her on to try to top the $50.Her brain was churning as she reached for her wallet. What could she do?The woman in her took over!She whipped out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!

[gongchime]

Previously Drew said,"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning."- Rich Cook I was reading a book on how to write articles and stories for magazines and it said you have to be careful. One woman writer and the magazine she sent an article to, published a recipe which called for heating a can of soup on the stove. Many people were injured when their cans exploded and both the writer and the magazine were sued.True story!

[ibanez468]

Sept 5, 2008, 1:52pm, nomiyah wrote:She whipped out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left! That's hilarious! Good one Nomi!

[ibanez468]

Overly Suspicious Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.

[ibanez468]

This one's for Dave K!Not Welcome Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

[davekershaw]

Quote:"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." He's back, an' he's on form!!!

[davekershaw]

Quote:"Counting your ribs," said Eve.