Joke of the Minute...

[squids]

NEW DRINK A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, 'Bartender, got any specials today?' Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink , invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.' The guy asks, 'Good grief, what do you call that?' The bartender replied, 'It's a 'Pabst Smir''. Ibanez, honey. That's fo you. Heh.

[ibanez468]

Good one Squids!

[drew]

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.~ Lewis Thomas

[ibanez468]

College Sports Quiz A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."

[allends]

It's a good thing I like you, ibanez468, or I'd be steamed at you for telling that N.D. joke 'cause they're my home-town team! Actually, I'm not even closed to being ticked: it was a good one even if it was a little close to home. LOL!Just promise me you won't tell any IU jokes (HaHaHa)! -Allen (from South Bend) Jun 30, 2008, 10:03am, ibanez468 wrote:College Sports Quiz A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."

[sgs4u]

Jun 30, 2008, 10:03am, ibanez468 wrote:College Sports Quiz A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. Can you say REGIS?

[allends]

Jun 30, 2008, 11:39am, sgs4u wrote:Jun 30, 2008, 10:03am, ibanez468 wrote:College Sports Quiz A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. Can you say REGIS?Hey! Quit it you guys, you're killin' me!Just kiddin'... Did you know that Regis Philbin has a theater at Notre Dame named after him?-Allen

[ibanez468]

Sorry allends. Nothin' personal against the ND. Just a joke. No harm, no foul. At least ya' got "A.S.O.H."I-468

[allends]

Jun 30, 2008, 1:36pm, ibanez468 wrote:Sorry allends. Nothin' personal against the ND. Just a joke. No harm, no foul. At least ya' got "A.S.O.H."I-468Nah, you're cool. I'm just joking back. So go ahead & hit me again! -Allen

[ibanez468]

Corruption At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."